The Puget Sound is on the mat starring up at Climate Change in tights, mask and cape on the top turnbuckle and its going to receive a hard elbow. Then Over Population will raise Puget Sound above its head and throw it into a metal chair. In a full sprint from the dressing room Pollution will toss Puget Sound back onto the mat, then stomp, gouge and pin it. The Puget Sound is gonna go, well, there you are, I'm finished, sorry, and walk out. Today, from 9:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m., the Puget Sound Science Panel will meet in the City of Tacoma's TAGRO office to review and discuss a scientific aspects of the regional plan to prevent Puget Sound from leaving. The meeting is open to the public. Bring your knee pads.

[City of Tacoma - TAGRO, 9:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m., 2201 E. Portland Ave., Tacoma, www.psp.wa.gov/SP_meetings.php]