Everyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a big-ass screen. It's just part of being human. And few screens are bigger than the one offered by the Liberty Theater in Puyallup. Perhaps it's only natural, then, that the Liberty is planning a massive Super Bowl party, offering viewing of the big game on its gigantic 35-foot screen. Boom.

Twenty bones gets you in on the Liberty's "Touchdown Package," which includes two drink tickets, "heaps" of buffet food, free giveaways and a steamy Gatorade shower with either Tom Brady or Eli Manning after the game. Every bit of this is true except that last part.

PREDICTION: Sweat pants in public. Count on it.

[The Liberty Theater, doors open 1:30 p.m., kickoff at 3:30 p.m., $20, 116 W. Main Ave., Puyallup, 253.864.8116]