Have you ever tried roller skating? It's incredibly difficult. And we're not in the mood to hear from all you skaters who swear by those traditional, four-wheeled abominations. Last time we even attempted to put a pair of those on, we spent more time on our back than we usually spend on our back (which is quite a lot of time for various reasons). Anyway, if you're one of those people who likes to skate, why not take the whole family to fall down together Saturday afternoons at WheelZ Skate Arena.

Prediction: You fall down, that's on you, man. Wear kneepads and try to avoid crashing into that herd of skating children on the far side of the rink. You will not be able to.

[WheelZ Skate Arena, Saturday, 1-4 p.m., $6, 2101 Mildred St., Fircrest, 253.460.7655]