Have you heard of this Twitter thing? Yeah, we hadn't either. Apparently, though, a whole bunch of people are into it, and it's supposed to be the next big thing ... or something. We're not sure. We don't really get it. Once we learned about Twitter, we discovered a whole bunch of people giving monotonous 140-character descriptions of nothing (trips to the grocery store and shit). What's that all about? Like we said, we're not sure. That's why we'll be attending Wednesday's "Intro to Twitter" class at the Tacoma Public Library main branch. We'll be the guy sitting between the man that just woke up from a 15-year coma and the dude that lives under a rock.

PREDICTION: EvergreenOne will not be teaching this class, but he should be. According to Twitter, he will instead be "starting his day by rounding third base," which he correctly points out is awesome.

[Tacoma Public Library main branch, 1 p.m., free, 1102 Tacoma Ave. S., Tacoma, 253.591.5661]