Does it come as a shock that the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire (notice the "e") is held in Buckley? It shouldn't. This weekend, and the following two weekends, 10:30 a.m. to 5 p.m., hordes of renaissance faire enthusiasts (read: virgins) will gather for a bunch of make-believe jousting, jostling, wenching and facial-hair admiring.
PREDICTION: Much like at Woodstock, a lucky baby will be born amidst the craziness of the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire in Buckley. It will quickly be passed a kilt and a massive turkey leg. Later in life, a therapist will reap the financial benefits of this "miracle."
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