As the Washington State Fair opens its spring version from April 16-19, savvy South Sounders might ask: "Who goes to the fair, anyway, besides farmers and grandparents?" Well, put down your Cosmos and snap on some overalls, because the answer is ... you. Organizers say that this year's edition, while shorter than its late summer edition, is crammed with more attractions than ever. For urbanites who need convincing, here's a handy checklist: Fun On The Farm, Creative Kids Exhibit, Brad's World Reptiles, AG-Ventureland, Northwest Living & Garden Show, Slamfest Demolition Derby, monster trucks, Garden guru Ciscoe Morris, Military Appreciation Day (Friday), rides, fried foods and more. Go ahead: turn off your phone, shimmy into that old pair of Wranglers, pull on those dusty cowboy boots, slap on a 10-gallon hat and prepare to spend yourself a day - or four - at this year's wingding.

WESTERN WASHINGTON SPRING FAIR, 2-10 p.m. Thursday, 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. Friday-Saturday, 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. Sunday, Washington State Fairgrounds, Ninth and Meridian, Puyallup, $6.50-$7.50, thefair.com