It often seems like good manners went out of style a long time ago (especially when hanging in Weekly Volcano World Headquarters). But the truth couldn't be more different. Making a good impression is as important today as it ever was - and the bottom line is today's kids just probably aren't as coached-up on it as they used to be.

Enter Pierce County Parks and Recreation, and Final Touch Finishing School, which together on Saturday will offer a day-full of manners instructions for kids. The morning class, "Young Ladies & Gentleman 1," intended for ages 6 -11, will teach the basics, like table manners and introductions that don't involve fart jokes. The afternoon session, "Young Ladies & Gentleman 2," intended for ages 11-16, will delve a little deeper, breaking down the dos and don'ts of being a host and guest. If a need for bribery arises when signing up little Suzy and Johnny, apparently cake will be served during the afternoon class, and the morning class includes a goodie bag.

[Meridian Habitat Park, Young Ladies & Gentleman 1, 9 a.m. to noon, $35, register online at www.co.pierce.wa.us/pc/abtus/ourorg/parks/onlinereg.htm or call 253.798.4176, 14422 Meridian E., South Hill Puyallup]

[Meridian Habitat Park, Young Ladies & Gentleman 2, 1-4 p.m., $45, register online at www.co.pierce.wa.us/pc/abtus/ourorg/parks/onlinereg.htm or call 253.798.4176, 14422 Meridian E., South Hill Puyallup]