For three days inside the Puyallup Fairground's Showplex, the Puyallup Home and Garden Show will serve up the best in home design, landscaping and decorating. Produced by Trade Shows Northwest, a company that makes its living putting events like this together, according to hype the Puyallup Home and Garden show promises to provide "homeowners with wonderful ideas on enhancing their home´s comfort and functionality, as well as the overall look and appeal of their home." Expect product demonstrations and guys in Janet Jackson headsets slinging vinyl siding. It just might be enough to inspire you to make that kitchen island or storm door a reality.

PREDICTION: This event will not actually inspire you enough to make that kitchen island or storm door a reality. But not because it sucks - because you're kind of lazy.

[Puyallup Fairground's Showplex, 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. Friday, Jan. 6-Saturday, Jan. 7, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Sunday, $6-$7, Ninth and meridian, Puyallup, 253.874.8711]