Let's shoot straight for a minute - you're no artist. Sure, you sometimes wear the jeans for the part, but when it comes right down to it most seventh graders have more art skills than you - which is fine. Because you can drink way more than them. Friday at King's Books, seventh grade students from Mason Middle School will be presenting their artwork, and all sales proceeds will go to benefit the Red Cross and Haiti.

[King's Books, 6-9 p.m., free, 218 Saint Helens Ave., Tacoma, 253.272.8801]