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Ten Miles of Bad Road and Speed Kills Bears drummer Justin Hosea turned 30, which may be too old for Madonna and Demi Moore, but old enough to have burlesque dancers at his birthday party last night at The New Frontier Lounge. As part of the festivities Hosea was treated to performances by Tacoma burlesque dancers Moonshine Molly Minski, Pistolita and Heather Hostility. When the tassels weren't twirling, Hosea's bands rocked the joint.

LINK: More photos of the night in the Photo Hot Spot

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Every week in the print version of the Weekly Volcano, right below our awesome crime column Ragnet, we predict the outcome of local events for the week ahead. Titled "Punching Up The Future," our predictions are compared with predictions by Zoltar, the mechanical fortuneteller. Zoltar always nails the outcomes of the events. We, on the other hand, suck at it – correctly predicting only 8 to 16 percent of what happens at the events.

In this week's issue, we tackled Weekly Volcano photographer Steve Dunkelberger's birthday bash at Jazzbones. We wrote,

It's the hottest party of the year, bitches!The one and only Steve Dunkelberger - photographer, journalist, Tacoma icon, geocaching nut - only has one birthday a year, and this Friday at Jazzbones he'll be celebrating 2011's rendition. Expect music from Deborah Page, the Dignitaries, Voxxy Vallejo and China Davis - with proceeds generated from the $7 cover benefiting AAUW, Emergency Food Lifeline, Tacoma Art Place and YWCA. Why? Because that's the kind of solid dude Steve Dunkelberger is.

PREDICTION: What happens at a Steve Dunkelberger birthday party, stays at a Steve Dunkelberger birthday party ... unless Steve Dunkelberger takes pictures and we post them on our website.

Again, our prediction sucked. Dunkelberger didn't take pictures, which also means he didn't post them to our website.

However, his friend, Abby Hooyer, did take photos.

What the hell, we'll post them below. We'll also stay true to keeping what happened at the bash a secret ... BUT we'll tell you the after party at Puget Sound Pizza was a karaoke-licious booze fest. Karaoke host Rev. Colin, sporting a Christmas sweater, kept the mic occupied throughout the night, which was impressive considering the amount of booze being downed. Singing highlights include Voxxy belting out Led Zeppelin, Doug Mackey nailing the Beatles and Cody Jones singing Neil Diamond's "Cracklin' Rosie" as if he toured as an Diamond impersonator. Steve, although taking on the roll as designated driver, danced wildly before the singers.

We're happy to report, after the last drink was downed and the numbers were tallied, Dunkelberger raise $1,200 toward his designated charities.

Nice work Steve.

Emcees Doug Mackey and Pretty Boy Sean Culver

The Dignitaries

China Davis

Voxxy Vallejo

Fire dancers!

Deborah Page

LINK: Steve's photographic handiwork can be seen in our Photo Hot Spot

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Bobble Tiki dropped in on the Graceland Five show Saturday night at Hell's Kitchen. For those who haven't caught their show, think Elvis backed by a punk band. Graceland Five doesn't give concerts, they perform pageants that make the Macy Thanksgiving Parade seem like little more than a high school band marching through Ruston. It's the Way, the truth and the lighthearted answer to a big, fat, dead, White Trash icon. 

Weekly Volcano photographer Steve Dunkelberger was also in the house. Check it.

LINK: Live music tonight in the South Sound

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In the late ‘70s, Goth's association with gargoyle-laden architecture of the Medieval Period and monster novels of 18th century daisy-pushers such as Anne Radcliffe was coffined for the bleak post-punk prophecies such as of Joy Division, dark clothing, androgyny and waif-thin appendages that consumed the definition.

Bela Lugosi's dead - long live Bela Lugosi!

In downtown Olympia Goth means the Cryptatropa bar, or as Olympians call it, the "vampire Bar." It's dark with red lights and black booths, and Pan graces the jukebox.

The joint has a funk of sweat and spilled beer, but frankly so does the street outside. What makes this a killer spot - in addition to the New Wave cranking from the dance floor - are the intimate, dimly-lit booths hiding dweller and their conversations/make-out sessions.

[Cryptatropa Bar, 421 Fourth Ave. E., Olympia, 360.754.3867]

LINK: More photos from Friday night at Cryptatropa Bar

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Since we know how much you love free stuff - and getting your drink on - we thought you may want to know about the Surreal Ultra Lounge's B.O.G.O. night. No, it's not about bagging girls. It's buy one, get one night. Specially, drinks.

Tuesdays, the downtown Tacoma dance club serves two drinks for the price of one from 9:02 p.m. till 11:02 p.m. They also discount their pool tables.

Yes, the bagging the girl thing would have been exciting. Take it up with the club Sporto.

[Surreal Ultra Lounge, 728 Pacific Ave., Tacoma, 253.722.5489]

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What started out as an all-age show at The Red Room in downtown Tacoma last night became one of the best examples of why I love the 253. The concert began at 8 p.m. with a scheduled tear down at midnight, but a noise complaint cut the show off at 10 p.m. Instead of slicing set times for the Dead Peasants and The Taxpayers to squeeze in a headlining set for The Fun Police, the show moved into The Fun Police's neighboring practice space. Mighty cool of The Fun Police, who will drop their new album July 9 at D.O.A. on Sixth Avenue.

Dead Peasants

The Taxpayers

The Fun Police's practice space

The Fun Police

LINK: More photos from the show

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Encore Boutique Nightclub in downtown Tacoma hosted Playboy's Ring Card Contest featuring Tacoma's Playmate and former St. Pauli Girl Stacy Fusion as a judge Friday night. The top ladies moved on to last night's EQC Battle at the Boat: 82 where one lucky girl was chosen be a ring card girl at a fight this summer at the world famous Playboy Mansion in California and a chance to be featured in Playboy Magazine.

LINK: See more in our Photo Hot Spot

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We dropped by pre-screening party for "A Perfect Life," (which premiers at the STIFF Film Festival Tuesday, June 7) at Doyle's Public House and the Harmon Tap room. Fire dancers, China Davis and Ten Miles of Bad Road entertained.

LINK: See more in the Photo Hot Spot

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Weekly Volcano photographer Steve Dunkelberger dropped by the Northwest Convergence Zone's 2nd Anniversary Party at The Firwood Rock Lounge Friday night snapping bands High Noon Horizon, the Hardcount and Perry Acker, as well as some crowd shots.

LINK: See more in our Photo Hot Spot

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Remember when there used to be go-go dancers instead of come-come dancers? No, we're not talking about Circus Circus. We're spitting out all these doubles because there's something seriously wrong wrong with our head after Encore Boutique Nightclub's go-go dancer competition Friday. Our concentration hasn't been the same. "The Beautiful People" swarmed the dance floor, VIP lounges and, well, every nook and cranny.

LINK: More photos of the night