It’s “Anything Goes” every Thursday night at Chopstix on Sixth Avenue. Dueling piano players perform before lovely chiquitas grinding to Whitesnake, Sinatra, Beyonce and others while tossing back $4 specials.  We know the midweek night out is supposed to be mellow — hanging out at your buddy’s DJ night with, like, 11 other bar patrons — but Chopstix is a knockdown, drag-out party that will basically hemorrhage the rest of your week if you’re not careful.  But you should go. What’s going on Friday morning that’s so important, anyway?  
[Chopstix Tacoma, 9 p.m., no cover for ladies, 2702 Sixth Ave., Tacoma, 253.627.7555]