What we quickly learned is that low-class dining comes at a high price. Take for instance a french dip, the cost is $8.10. First of all, why the extra ten cents? I think it's to cover the costs of the iron gates outside the door. Secondly, only if I was dining at Primo Grill or something similar would I expect to pay fucking $8.10 for a sandwich. Directly across the street at Cloverleaf Pizza, you can find a french dip for $6.95. At the Parkway Tavern, Bandito will serve you a killer cheeseburger dip for only $6.50.There were five basic domestic beers on tap, two of which were out.  The regulars, all smoke-wrinkled faces and appearing to be in their late 70s (although I'm sure they were around 50 years old), were greeted with "Oh, hi guys! You're usual? The number two two two?" No joke, even their order numbers were fecal-related. What the deuce?

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