Looking for a laugh?  Here's just a sample at Out of Step.

Your Family Might Be Hoo-Ah If...

Your newborn must attend the new comers' orientation briefing within the first 30 days of life.

Your wife's two favorite shades of lipstick are light green and loam.

You go to a barbecue and insist that your family feed tactically.

Your children clear housing before they go to college.