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October 14, 2007 at 12:52pm

Broken News: Porn at The Spar

Brokensparporn Brunch diners at The Spar were shocked today when an employee grabbed the TV remote and replace the Redskins vs. Packers football game with porn.

"Alright! Now we're talking," yelled a patron with a mouthful of Mediterranean omelet, today's special at The Spar.

At noon, the employee switched from the game to Pay-Per-View selecting "Sex Starved Prison Girls." Shockingly, he selected the buy option.  Suddenly the restaurant watched a prison hottie in a white halter top disrobe. The screening lasted 30 seconds.

The Spar hasn't gone on record whether the FCC was alerted.  The fate of the employee is also a mystery.  â€" Suzy Stump

Our Broken News Team brings you headlines and follow-up whenever we please on the stories our community couldn’t care less about. Broken news is posted at www.weeklyvolcanospew.com several hours or days after it happens, with unusual updates.


Filed under: Broken News, Tacoma,

October 14, 2007 at 12:37pm

It's on today!

Volcanoblastart_2 EVENT
Tour of Urban Living
I can’t wait to peek inside Tacoma’s swank condominiums during today’s Tour of Urban Living, a self-guided tour from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.

In last year’s tour, I remember having a light bulb “Aha!” moment watching the occupants of the top floor of a million-dollar condo project.

Together, the couple entered the elevator with their two Scottish terriers, a carrier with six bottles of wine, and several bags of groceries.

Right then and there, I was sold on condo lifestyle. I could see myself as an empty nester with two lap dogs I’d bestow impossibly clever names upon, bringing up my gourmet fare to prepare and savor in my gourmet kitchen kitted out with Gaggenau and Viking appliances while sipping on an amazing vintage.
For more information, check it here. â€" Jessica Corey Butler

GYPSY FOLK
Jason Webley
Diving into gypsy artist Jason Webely’s world, I found jazz flavors of Django Reinhardt, a sincerity of Tom Waits and a reflective vocal style akin to Ray Davies.

To date, Webely has recorded five solo discs. Each one is unique and a wildly entertaining listen as he cross-breeds genres and interjects his yearning accordion into the mix. Rather than penning the obvious cliché love songs, Webley digs a bit deeper for a more introspective take on things. His latest, The Cost of Living, is another great effort by the Seattle-based artist. â€" Tony Engelhart

[Masa restaurant, with Ribbons, Led To Sea, and Quilken, 8 p.m., $5, 2811 Sixth Ave., Tacoma, 253.254.0560]

MORE MUSIC:
Tonight in the clubs.

Filed under: 5 Things To Do, Music, Tacoma,

October 13, 2007 at 4:46pm

Functional Fashion Rock Show held in Tacoma

Functionfashionone It’s probably rare that when someone uses the phrase “packed in like sardines” that it is actually a true description of Friday night’s Functional Fashion Rock Show that people literally crammed against one another. There wasn’t any room to open the door. The people outside in line grew anxious.

Functionfashiontwo Mike Jolly and Alex Tapia, the main creative minds behind this fusion of music, performance, fashion and art held in a tiny space in downtown Tacoma.  The two started work on the project more than three months back when the weather was warm and we were still waiting for summer to hit. Jolly and Tapia have worked on other projects in the past and were in the band Sincerely Elvis until Alex moved to Bellingham for school. Sincerely Elvis disbanded and drummer Jolly enjoyed a stint with Please Give Blood until two of their band members migrated to Seattle and Please Give Blood was no more.

This is the first project the multi-talented artists collaborated on since Sincerely Elvis’ demise. Jolly focused more on designing the clothes for the models while guitarist Tapia laid down the music. Revisions, practices, changes and much progress later, they presented the Functional Fashion Rock Show.

Functionfashionfour Functionfashionfive The production was, from start to finish and from angles, dreamed up to be a multi-faceted visually stimulating phenomenon.

“We did everything…from writing all of the music, all of the lyrics, designing all of the clothes and looks, the stage, and then we got the models to sing the songs,” explains Jolly. 

The models were a veritable who’s who in the Tacoma area art/music scene. Shaking their hips, gripping the mic, and letting the vocals flow with serious rawness would have Mick Jagger (an original stage stalker) grinning and envious of the youthful exuberance. To say these lovelies where showing off their many talents is a severe understatement. I enjoyed these models rather than the typical stiff faced stoic models that prance up and down a runway wearing clothes real people probably aren’t buying.

Jolly and Tapia’s designs are unusual, yes, but still practical and of course, functional. Take the blue and white hoodie Alex designed for model Daniel Blue â€" it’s functional, eye-catching and made for the real world

Yes, you still have to be a bit on the daring side of fashion for these looks, but not by much. Stephanie Johnson’s head to toe ensemble by Mike Jolly melded bright blue with black in designs that had onlookers riveted. The skirt was hot, hot, hot. Meoooww!

Functionfashionthree Of note, Jolly also designed Maria’s distressed and reconstructed black, white and cream long sleeve shirt, Byron Betts’s brown, cream and black zip vest with exaggerated collar as well as crafting his own look.

Poster art for the Functional Fashion Rock Show was created by Christopher Jensen of PHOTOG Kristopher Jensen of Photogy Design. â€" Jennifer Johnson

The Weekly Volcano would like to thank Lisa Fruchiante for contributing to this Pride of Tacoma event.

Filed under: Tacoma,

October 13, 2007 at 12:44pm

Broken News: Vandalism at the Hob Nob

Brokenhobnob The night crew at the Hob Nob Restaurant vandalized their Norris appliance.  No word if charges have been pressed.  Details to follow as new information flows in. â€" Suzy Stump

Our Broken News Team brings you headlines and follow-up whenever we please on the stories our community couldn’t care less about. Broken news is posted at www.weeklyvolcanospew.com several hours or days after it happens, with unusual updates.

Filed under: Broken News, Food & Drink, Tacoma,

October 13, 2007 at 12:35pm

Like lots of beer?

Doylesgiantmug Doyle's Public House sells these giant puppies for $10 a pop.  You can purchase just the mug for $5.  And refills are only $8 â€" but it's only good for their Oktoberfest brews. â€" Brad Allen

Filed under: Food & Drink, Tacoma,

October 13, 2007 at 9:49am

It's on today!

Volcanoblastart ROCK
The Boss Martians
The Boss Martians â€" who will bring their ’60s-influenced guitar pop to Hell’s Kitchen tonight along with Dragstrip Riot and The Dirty Birds â€" may quite possibly be one of the most underappreciated bands currently calling the Northwest home. Not that the Boss Martians aren’t loved by many â€" because they are. And not that the Martians have had an unsuccessful career â€" because they haven’t. (Rolling Stone’s David Fricke has called them “rising stars.” Spin has called them “irresistible.”) But for as good as the Boss Martians are, you’d think they’d rule the world by now â€" or at least have played Leno once or twice and graced the cover of Rolling Stone as many times as Fall Out Boy. â€" Matt Driscoll
[Hell’s Kitchen, 8 p.m., $5, 3829 Sixth Ave., Tacoma, 253.759.6003]

GYPSY FOLK
Jason Webley
Diving into gypsy artist Jason Webley’s world, I found jazz flavors of Django Reinhardt, a sincerity of Tom Waits and a reflective vocal style akin to Ray Davies.

To date, Webley has recorded five solo discs. Each one is unique and a wildly entertaining listen as he cross-breeds genres and interjects his yearning accordion into the mix. Rather than penning the obvious cliché love songs, Webley digs a bit deeper for a more introspective take on things. His latest, The Cost of Living, is another great effort by the Seattle-based artist. â€" Tony Engelhart
[Capitol Theater, Oct. 13, 8 p.m., all ages, $8, 206 E. Fifth Ave., Olympia, 360.352.8787]

AMERICANA
the everybodyfields
The everybodyfields, who hit the Northwest from Johnson City, Tenn., are firm evidence that country music is alive and strong, and the young Americana, folk, indie blood being pumped into the genre will be more than enough to carry us past the inevitable bloated death of Toby Keith and the small and bankrupt demise of Big and Rich.

the everybodyfields released Nothing is Okay in August of ’07. It marked the band’s third full-length release, and first with Ramseur Records â€" an indie label also known for the Avett Brothers and Mad Tea Party. I strongly suggest you check the record out at www.theeverybodyfields.com, and I strongly suggest you check them out when they hit Plenty Saturday. If you’ve never seen a show at Plenty, this one’s a sure bet. â€" Matt Driscoll
[Plenty Restaurant, Saturday, Oct. 13, 8 p.m., $5-$10 sliding scale, 200 Fourth Ave. W., Olympia, 360.705.3716]

MORE MUSIC: Tonight in the clubs.

Filed under: Club Hopping, Music, Olympia, Tacoma,

October 13, 2007 at 9:41am

Breakfast with Bobble Tiki

THE DAILY WORD
Learn it, use it, spell it

Gauche \GOHSH\, adjective:
Lacking social polish; tactless; awkward; clumsy.

USAGE EXAMPLE: Bobble Tiki has been called many things in his life. An ass. A prick. Even an imbecile. However, Bobble Tiki has never been called gauche. It’s not because he’s not gauche, mind you, it’s simply that Bobble Tiki’s friends have the vocabulary of third-graders.


Breakfastatbobbletikis THE MORNING NEWS

SCHOOLS: Bethel teachers shouldn’t photocopy their asses.

VATICAN: Vatican bars prelate in gay row.

NEW YORK: Karaoke machines vs. vacuum cleaner hose.

NEW YORK: Casper goes down.


HUSTLER OF CULTURE
You can stand atop the mountain and scream your naked desires to the universe or shed that synapse epilepsy and hug the South Sound today with your fellow man:

MUSIC: If there’s one place Bobble Tiki supports it’s Bob’s Java Jive. Over the years he’s spent many a paycheck there. Tonight, Mismatch and Odradek will rock the giant coffee pot, and all proceeds will go to “keeping the Jive alive.” Bobble Tiki isn’t exactly sure what’s threatening the Jive these days, but as always, he thinks keeping it alive is a mighty fine idea. Be there, be square.

MORE MUSIC: What's on tonight.

EVENT: Tour of Urban Living today and tomorrow.

DISH: Grab some soup today.


BOBBLE TIKI’S THREATS AND PROMISES COLUMN
When Bobble Tiki saw that War with Saturn â€" who according to their MySpace page are in the metal/metal/metal genre â€" will be playing McCoy’s Saturday, Oct. 13, naturally he was mildly interested. If anywhere in Olympia seems fit for metal it’s McCoy’s, but still, Bobble Tiki had to wonder. When Bobble Tiki found out War with Saturn actually live in Olympia, and consider it the home of the band, he was downright intrigued.

Breakfast with Bobble Tiki runs Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays.  Deal with it.

October 12, 2007 at 3:06pm

Indochine on Pearl to open Nov. 1

The building that was previously the unfortunately named Sar’s Oriental Cuisine has been sitting vacant near my house for awhile. 

Then improvements were made, paint was slapped on the walls, and rumors began circulating that an Indochine would be moving in.

Shortly after that, a sign went up, confirming that.

Just a few weeks ago, paper was taken off windows, hinting at the beautiful interior inside, as a banner was placed, promising  “coming soon, Indochine on Pearl.”

I just spoke to a representative from the University Place location, who will be running the new Thai restaurant, and he confirms that the restaurant is set to open Nov. 1.

But I’ll be getting the interior peek hook-up, soon.

Keep your eyes set right hear for more. â€" Jessica Corey-Butler

Filed under: Food & Drink, Tacoma,

October 12, 2007 at 12:21pm

It's on today!

Volcanoblastart_4 ROCK
Bug Nasties, Fungus Riot
Despite the obvious differences between the two bands, the similarities will be overwhelming. Rock will be the binding theme, and based on that alone this show will be one of the best the week has to offer. The Bug Nasties lean toward Austin Powers’ fashion, mod sounds of the ’60s, and extreme R&B. Fungus Riot, on the other hand, list bands like NOFX, Rancid, and Iron Maiden as their influences, and aren’t afraid to go a little epic on your ass. On paper they seem like complete opposites, but this writer’s prediction is it won’t matter. The two bands share a love of rock and roll ideals, and that’s almost always enough for an entertaining show. â€" Matt Driscoll
[Le Voyeur, 10 p.m., no cover, 404 E. Fourth Ave., Olympia, 360.943.5710]

MUSIC: What’s happening tonight.

STAGE
“Sweeney Todd”
There was a crime committed in downtown Olympia last weekend. There were two empty seats at Capital Playhouse’s production of “Sweeney Todd,” a tasteful play about a mass murderer who sees a business opportunity in the otherwise useless stack of corpses he has created. I guess you could consider the empty seats a “capital crime,” but the real victims probably don’t know they missed an opportunity to see one of the best shows found in the South Sound in the last decade or so. It was brilliant. â€" Steve Dunkelberger
[Capital Playhouse, 7:30 p.m., $21 to $33, 612 E. Fourth Ave., Olympia, 360.943.2744]

STAGE
“The Wonder Bread Years”
Comedian Pat Hazell examines baby-boomer Americana â€" sugar-highs, milk money, the kid’s table, pop rocks, the ice cream truck, and those long distance trips in the wayback of the Country Squire Wagon â€" in his one-man show, “The Wonder Bread Years.” â€" Suzy Stump
[Washington Center, 7:30 p.m., $29.50-$31.50, 512 Washington St. S.E., Olympia, 360.753.8585]

STAGE: More stage shows tonight.

Filed under: Culture, Music, Olympia, Theater,

October 12, 2007 at 7:29am

Tacoma Film Festival winners

The Grand Cinema’s Executive Director Philip Cowan picked four out of the five winning films at the Tacoma Film Festival.  Before the festival opened, Cowan listed his “must see” picks, which include all winning films but "GPS: The Movie" announced last night at the closing ceremony.  Here are the winners:

Audience Choice Award: "My Left Hand"

Best Documentary: "Spitfire 944"

Best Local Film: "GPS: The Movie"

Best Short Film: "Full Disclosure"

Best Feature Film: "Rain in the Mountains"

Congratulations to the brain trust behind the festival.  We enjoyed many films, including bloody nose night at the Tacoma School of the Arts. â€" Brad Allen

Filed under: Screens, Tacoma,

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