Rock Tiki wants to know, do you like loud music? Do you like dancing under moving lights? Do you like drinking cheap beer from the bottle in bars? But most importantly, do you like smoking in a large cage-like structure protected from the sight of airplanes by large camouflaged netting? Of course you do! Who in their right mind doesn't? The Cha Cha Lounge, deep in the heart of Seattle's bustling Capitol Hill, has all this and more. As you enter the storefront, notice that the sign says Bimbo Cantina, notice how quiet the storefront area is with its cute little bar and patrons sitting comfortably on stools, then head downstairs for the mayhem. The only explanation for the bartenders' success in such a noisy bar is that they all must be professional lip readers. Rock Tiki couldn't understand a word coming from anyone's mouth, so Rock Tiki just smiles and nods with his bottle of Tecate. Sitting at the downstairs bar is allowed, but not advisable unless you want to soak your arms in spilled tequila. Just walk up to the tiki hut and yell your order at the barkeep. Finally settle into a booth, hit the dance floor, or head out to the smoking prison and mingle with the other degenerates. For more information, visit www.chachalounge.com/seattle.