Assuming you aren't willing or able to "date local," this guy is effectively the last man on earth for you, at least for a year.
Advice Goddess: Jenny from the blocked
Online dating is like going to a very snobby bar where everybody has the attention span of a firefly.
ADVICE GODDESS: The way of the nailgun
Absence makes the heart grow fonder - until it makes the heart yank out its calculator and notice that it's spent 85 percent of its year sitting next to a dent in the couch.
The woman blimps out for nine months, spends hours and hours in agony squeezing a huge thing out an extremely small opening, and then becomes a 24-hour milk dispenser and poo-slave ...
Advice Goddess: Attila The Honey & It's Reigning Men
Attila The Honey I asked my boyfriend for his email password so I could look at a message he'd mentioned. He grabbed my laptop and said he'd log in and forward it to me. He is a good guy and has never given me reason to distrust him, but if...
Ask Amy: I Get A Kickball Out Of You And Last Tango In Suburban Living Room
I Get A Kickball Out Of You My boyfriend of three months is 22, and so am I. He tells me he loves me but is horrible about returning texts and calls and following through with dates. (He seems to ditch me if something better comes along.) He also...
