What you hold in your hands is the hottest piece of printed ass 2011 will produce: this year's Weekly Volcano Sexy Issue.
What started last year as simply a good-looking good idea has blossomed into a steamy tradition people have come to love and clamor for. Since the publication of last year's inaugural "Tacoma's Most Sexy Issue," we've heard three things constantly:
Number one: That was awesome!
Number two: Hey, jerks! You should include Olympia!
And number three: That was really awesome!
So, like any publication worth its salt, we listened to the masses. We're back with Year Two of the sexy-ass experiment that is the Weekly Volcano Sexy Issue, and this year we've covered (and uncovered) the sexiest of the sexy from Tacoma to Olympia and all parts in between.
Or, to be more accurate, you have. Throughout the month of May you voted in our drop-dead-sexy 2011 Sexy Issue Readers' Poll, selecting the South Sound's hottest folks in a number of important categories, from bartender to barista, from mom to athlete, and from real estate agent to drummer. The results you'll find within are your doing. The people have spoken.
What's been uncovered? No, this is not just a localized version of Maxim Magazine printed on a birdcage liner. This isn't smut ... or, at the very least, it's not malicious smut. The aim of the Sexy Issue is to shine a light on our area's "sexiest" people, and we're talking about an idea far bigger than mere looks. We're talking about the qualities and faces that make our home so damn attractive, dare we say beautiful.
We're talking about real people. We're talking about you. Face it, South Sound. You're fucking hot.
And these winners are PARTICULARLY hot. Let us celebrate the sexiness that abounds with the Weekly Volcano's 2011 Sexy Issue.
Special thanks to photographer Jason Ganwich, for capturing the hotness like no one else could. The Sexy Issue would not be possible without your photographic skill.
And, of course, thanks to all our winners for playing along. It's not easy being sexy, but you all manage it with style and grace.
We hope you enjoy. — Matt Driscoll
The sexiest thing in the world is that self confidence that comes from knowing who you are and owning it and loving it.
All Star Tattoo on Sixth Avenue, come see us! The artists are ALL sexy! Saving the world, one tattoo at a time!!
If you want to see more of this (and why wouldn't you?), come find me and introduce yourself at our next roller derby bout on June 25 at Foss Waterway Seaport.
Our crew keeps it real. Real good looking.
Satellite's super-sexy, seeing as slinging espresso isn't so easy!!
Sometimes, because my cleavage starts to sweat, but most of the time I just have my friends follow me around with a big palm tree leaf.
Don't believe all the horror stories you hear about motorcycle cops, we are not the meanest people to have ever walked the earth.
Read the book "Love is a Choice." It changed my life by teaching me about healthy relationships.
Oh yeah, it was hard growing up being hotter than everyone I knew.
Yes, I've delivered to nude people in awkward situations.
BEING HOT IS SO DIFFICULT. Thank you for understanding.