Sexy age: 27
Love status: In a relationship
Sexy instrument: Vocal cords
Sexy band member of: Where Sails Meet Rails
Sexy bodyguard: His girlfriend
While sexy band Where Sails Meet Rails finishes up their next sexy album, no sexy live performances are happening. This makes for an extremely sad (although very sexy) Tacoma.
Without being able to see Jake Westhoff stretching his sexy vocal cords on a public stage, we'll all just have to imagine he's singing to us personally when his new album drops in the next few months. We'll also have to imagine his sexy moves are meant to woo us, and not his bodyguard girlfriend who I'm sure could take us all down in a single punch.
Speaking of sexy moves, Westhoff tells me he likes to do "a little stretch and bend, a little hip swing, and maybe a little robot," when performing to me, uh, I mean the audience, during a Where Sails Meet Rails show.
While honoring his reign of Tacoma's Most Sexy Lead Singer, Westhoff plans give keys to the city to every fan, while also giving them keys to his heart. His sexy message to fans out there reading this is, "Look out, there's sexy all around you."
Awww, Jake Westhoff, now you're making me blush.