Sexy age: 41

Love status: In a relationship

Sexy last name: None

Sexy place of business: PSP, Meconi's, E9

Sexy moves on karaoke stage: Highly encouraged

Unsexy moves on karaoke stage: Vomiting

Colin has been a Tacoma karaoke staple for years.  For about the same length of time he's joked about not making Weekly Volcano's Most Sexy list.  Finally your day has come, Karaoke Colin, and may God have mercy on all our souls.

Although amused when notified of his sexy social status upgrade, he plans to take his new sexy title very seriously.  "I want to encourage people to have a good time," Colin states while reaffirming that anytime someone is having a good time, that is considered "sexy."

Colin's plans to use his sexy powers for both good and evil, and when asked what changes would occur with his new title he joked, "I'll definitely become a lot more conceited and look down on people." 

Humor, to me, is ultimate sexiness.

To absorb Colin's sexy and humorous aura, you can catch him hosting karaoke at Puget Sound Pizza on Friday nights, Engine House 9 on Tuesdays and Thursdays and hosting trivia at Meconi's on Wednesdays.  His royal sexiness can also be found twice a month enjoying Tacoma's Cult Movie Club at Acme Grub Cage.