Saturday, Aug. 23: Neutral Boy

Track House

By Nikki McCoy on August 20, 2014

Neutral Boy has been on the scene for years, punk rock staples. If you opened a fridge labeled Northwest Punk, Neutral Boy would be in the crisper, right next to the tall boys. Except for a few bands (you know who you are, assholes) and a couple limp burritos, the rest of the fridge would be empty. Neutral Boy's catch phrase is "Ruining Lives Since 1992". That's how much these guys love living their shit-hole dream. South Sound punk rockers are peeing their dirty black skinny jeans, because the Track House, despite rumors, is still having shows, and Neural Boy is going to fill their filthy earholes with tight fast licks and raunchy lyrics. Oh, and if you don't like my preview, and/or you've recently been dumped, Neutral Boy has a few dicks you can cry on.

NEUTRAL BOY, w/Heartless Folk, Satanic Mechanic, 10 p.m., Track House, 511 Seventh Ave., Olympia, $5