Has anyone ever told you you're "everyone's problem?" Has anyone ever told you you're "unsafe?"  Has anyone ever told you they don't like you "because you're dangerous?" If so, the Paper Airplane Flight School Saturday at Olympic Flight Museum might be perfect for a maverick just like you. Promising "an afternoon of discovery, hands-on paper airplane folding, and friendly competition while under the watchful eye of real flying vintage aircraft," the Olympic Flight Museum Paper Airplane Flight School offers a fairly interesting way to spend a Saturday afternoon.

Competitions will include distance and spot landing according to promotion, and expect instruction in paper-airplane aircraft pitch, roll and yaw.

The event also includes snacks and a tour. Hell yeah.

On, and if you see Denzel Washington — run!

Olympic Flight Museum, 1-3:30 p.m., participants $7 - includes professional instruction, construction materials and snack, spectator/general admission $5, 7637-A Old Highway 99 SE, Tumwater, 360.705.3925, olympicflightmuseum.com