There are otherwise button-down, Wonder-bread, vanilla South Sounders who lose their ever-lovin' shizz over Wayzgoose. We're talking full-on fanboy meltdowns.

Did you know that a wayzgoose is the annual feast thrown by a master printer for the staff of his or her press?

And did you know this year will mark the third Wayzgoose appearance of C.L.A.W., the Cartoonists' League of Absurd Washingtonians?

And did you further know that Jeff's Ice Cream will be there, hawking frozen delights from a trailer on the back of a bicycle? Bicycle ice cream, people. The man sells bicycle ice cream!

Read Kristin Kendle's full feature on Wayzgoose Tacoma 2012 in the Arts section at weeklyvolcano.com.

[King's Books, Wayzgoose, 11 a.m. to 4 p.m., free, 218 St. Helens Ave., Tacoma, 253.272.8801]