What happens when four sopranos realize only one spot remains in the heavenly choir? Somebody shoots somebody in the face? Drops some f-bombs? Wears a tracksuit? Crap. Turns out you need some culture, huh? This weekend catch Too Many Sopranos at the University of Puget Sound. Billed as "a satirical look at classical opera that even the least musically inclined cannot help but take delight in," Too Many Sopranos might help set you straight.

[UPS - Schneebeck Concert Hall, 7:30 p.m. Friday-Saturday, 2:30 p.m. Sunday, $8.50-$12.50, 1500 N. Warner St., Tacoma, 253.879.3419]