No, you're not just really high. You haven't just woken up after sleeping off some 96-hour meth bender and are now hallucinating that glam metal bands from the ‘80s are playing Jazzbones on Wednesday nights. It's real, dude. It's so real.

PREDICTION: Frankly, folks, Miss Cleo couldn't call this one. There are too many variables. With two "L.A. Guns" currently in existence (that's right, two!), one with Tracii Guns and one featuring Phil Lewis, the usual equation we use to predict events just doesn't apply. A world with two L.A. Guns just makes the math wonky. Will Tracii show up and challenge Lewis to a hairspray duel? There's no telling.  All that's certain is - whatever happens - it'll be at least as entertaining as the new episode of Cougar Town on ABC. Or, it'll probably be that entertaining. OK ... it's, like, 50-50.  

[Jazzbones, with the pUrPs, High and Voxxy Vallejo, 8 p.m., $12, 2803 Sixth Ave., Tacoma, 253.396.9169]