AIR GUITAR CONTEST >>>
The perfect outlet for people who think Rock Band requires too many real guitar skills will arrive in Lakewood Saturday night.
The folks from The Schooner Pub & Galley — who will host a Hot Legs Contest tonight at 11 p.m. — will host an Air Guitar Contest tomorrow night at 11 p.m.
Mastering the air guitar takes a lot - just not an actual instrument. Competitors will be judged on technical merit, because the more your invisible fretwork matches to the music, the more you might be able to convince people you're actually playing an invisible guitar, not an air guitar. (Call it the emperor's new Fender.) Not surprisingly, stage presence also matters, because, well, it's all you've got.
[The Schooner Pub & Gallery, Saturday, March 13, 11 p.m., 5429 100th St. S.W., Lakewood, 253.584.1919]