Well hey there, purty young thang. Is it my overalls or can of spittin' tobacco I catch you admiring? Why don't me and you jump into my beat-up F-100 and head down to The Swiss. On Fridays they got this drink special called the "Trailer Park" that really gets my motor running. Shot of whiskey and a PBR for $6. Plenty of good tunes and pool tables to keep us occ-you-pied, too. What's that honey? Don't like whiskey? Ah, shucks.

[The Swiss, Open until 2 a.m. daily, $8 Cover Fridays and Saturdays, 1904 Jefferson Ave., Tacoma, 253.572.2821]