Could a person, in theory, get laid somehow by attending the annual holiday classic that is Rich Wetzel's Big Band Christmas? There's no doubt in our mind. Mix the bravado (and snappy suits) of Wetzel, the always on point Groovin' Higher Jazz Orchestra, and an evening full of big band jazz classics from the Tom Kubis catalog and anything's possible. Eggnog at your place after the show? Don't mind if we do. ...

[Stonegate Pizza, 5-8 p.m., The Stonegate, 5421 S. Tacoma Way, Tacoma]