Bleached hair glows neon green under black lights. Your high-voltage lime tresses make you look like you're wearing a cheap Halloween wig. The Weekly Volcano is not sure if natural blond hair does this. We would have to see. We've heard there is actually such a thing as natural blond hair. We're not that gullible, though. Anyway, Jazzbones amps up its Friday Exhilarate party with DJ J-Fresh, black lights and $100 to the hottest girl dressed in white. Guys, hit the Head & Shoulders.

[Jazzbones, 10 p.m., $5, ladies free, 2803 Sixth Ave., Tacoma, 253.}