Tired of missing out on The Rocky Horror Picture Show because your mom (cough!) won’t let you pay to see singing transvestites?  Well, you could always settle for the next best thing — singing Handel’s Messiah.

(streeeetch.)

A who’s-who of Olympia orchestras and choirs — Student Orchestras of Greater Olympia, Masterworks Choral Ensemble, Olympia Chamber Orchestra, Olympia Choral Society, Olympia Symphony Orchestra and Opera Pacifica — perform Handel’s glorious masterpiece for you to sing along.

If that’s still not enticing, vocal scores will be available to purchase.

[Washington Center, Monday, Dec. 22, 7:30 p.m., free, 512 Washington St., Olympia, 360. 753. 8586]